Ban dihydrogen monoxide

Penn and Teller think the more rabid environistas need to hold their water—and read more. I agree.

My favorite bit:

“When they use it in pesticides, when we’re washing our fruit and things like that, it’s not coming out. Which of course means it ends up in the grocery stores, in our babies’ food, stuff like that… It causes excessive sweating, excessive urination…”

Actually, this little prank goes back some years. Check out the official Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division. And help keep this pervasive chemical out of our ecosystem!