Guaranteed hours of fun putting Parker in all sorts of thrilling, action-packed situations, like…
Quarterly PowerPoint meetings on projected revenue for the coming fiscal year!
Brag fest with fellow biz school douches on hyper-trendy orbital lounge about that Zandusian beyotch he nailed!
And the RDA Company Retreat where he gets totally shitfaced at “Leading the Trust for Trusting Leadership” seminars!
Have him hit on summer interns at the Pandora station, while still finding the time to get in a round of golf with his own Unobtanium-reinforced driver!
Or fight a raging Grey Goose hangover with a bump of coke and a Starbucks red-eye!